Opinions of a Wandering Waif

Heh.

From Twitter:
 

KeithOlbermann 
RT @FrankConniff GOP elected anti-masturbation candidate ODonnell&pro-bestiality can. Paladino. That’s diversity! /Great minds think alike 

cuntofdoom:

(via artpixie)

I agree with Nietzsche and Sinatra

LOL  I saw this carved into the wooden desk top of my Shakespeare class, in around 1975. 

soupsoup:

urlesque:

bestrooftalkever:

Trololol cat.

I’m crying.

OMG I’m crying, too. LOL

azspot:

I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

• Social Security
• Medicare/Medicaid
• State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
• Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
• US Postal Service
• Roads and Highways
• Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
• The US Railway System
• Public Subways and Metro Systems
• Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
• Rest Areas on Highways
• Sidewalks
• All Government-Funded Local/State Projects
• Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
• Public and State Universities and Colleges
• Public Primary and Secondary Schools
• Sesame Street
• Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
• Public Museums
• Libraries
• Public Parks and Beaches
• State and National Parks
• Public Zoos
• Unemployment Insurance
• Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
• Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
• Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
• Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
• Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
• Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
• Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies

My food looks funny: Broccoli Poodle

My food looks funny - bunny cookie.

on edit: added click thru link

http://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/10476818948

azspot:

bartcop.com

Join the Tea Party. :)

I just got this email, which is mildly funny, but I did really like the conclusion.

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another ‘Economic
Stimulus’ payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by
Using a Q & A format:


Q. What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment ?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


Q.. Where will the government get this money ?

A. From taxpayers.


Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it.


Q. What is the purpose of this payment  ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
High-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by
Spending your stimulus check wisely: 


* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will
Go to China  . 

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs and Chavez.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or
China .

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala ..

* If you buy a fuel efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
To management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. 


Instead, keep the money in America by:


1) Spending it at yard sales, or 

2) Going to ball games, or 

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or 

4) Beer or 

5) Tattoos.


(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. ) [Not true, as a work for a company that manufactures in the US. ~ waif]

Conclusion: 

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
Sale and drink beer all day  !